| As Suzy stammered, my ears perked up. For
| |
| | informed of the upcoming rodeo event.
|
| distraction I called out, "Hey Kathy, put
| |
| | Unfortunately, telling a high maintenance
|
| on another pot of coffee." Suzy spoke
| |
| | Dressage Equestrian (they are all
|
| again. The fact is, gouging my own eyes
| |
| | high-maintenance), "Ya aint's fer sures
|
| out with a ketchup bottle would not have
| |
| | on that," translates as, "Hello, we are
|
| distracted me. A linguistic calamity was
| |
| | illiterate, so buy our product."
|
| eminent.
| |
| | Following this with no offer to expand
|
| The hair on the back of my neck stood up,
| |
| | your knowledge and assist the customers
|
| then it ran from the room. I knew where
| |
| | says, "We may be illiterate, but that's
|
| Suzy was headed. Her speech was like
| |
| | ok. We also suck. Thank you and have a
|
| watching a car accident. It all moved in
| |
| | nice day."
|
| slow motion. Every instinct in me said
| |
| | Tourists passing through this area have
|
| tear the phone from her hand before it's
| |
| | improperly translated another phrase.
|
| too late. But she had to learn to
| |
| | "What chya doin?" is often misinterpreted
|
| properly communicate with customers.
| |
| | as the rhetorical "What's up?" or "What's
|
| Please Lord, I begged, don't let her say
| |
| | happening?" Sadly, that is not its
|
| it. Then it happened. Suzy uttered the
| |
| | meaning. "What chya doin?" literally
|
| words, "We'll mam, I ain't fer sures on
| |
| | translates as, "What are you doing?"
|
| that."
| |
| | Confusion on this matter is based on
|
| Across America, English professors
| |
| | timing.
|
| collectively wept. My mind locked. How
| |
| | "What chya doing?" is often asked when
|
| could she have said it again? She had
| |
| | your activity could not be more blatantly
|
| been with our company four months. Still,
| |
| | obvious. For example: You're spreading
|
| there was hope. Okay, Lord, you're pretty
| |
| | cheese over flat dough topped with tomato
|
| funny, I sneered. Seriously, could her
| |
| | sauce. Mountains of pepperoni are poised
|
| next words please be, "If you would not
| |
| | nearby. A stranger asks, "What chya
|
| mind holding for one moment, I will find
| |
| | doin?" Heads up: They literally have not
|
| out the answer for you." Ha! No such
| |
| | connected the dots. Do not wisecrack,
|
| luck.
| |
| | "Installing solar panels." Before you
|
| The gods hate me. After an awkward
| |
| | know it, you'll be explaining how green
|
| silence (while the caller and I shared an
| |
| | peppers affect your hot water supply.
|
| embolism), Suzy proceeded to take the
| |
| | Here in South Dakota low wages have
|
| customer's order. Neither of them was any
| |
| | brought in large numbers of Customer
|
| wiser for the experience. I stepped
| |
| | Service call centers. Airlines, finance
|
| outside to meditate. Would I have to fire
| |
| | companies, catalog sales, these types of
|
| her? I was not fer sures on that?
| |
| | companies coagulate around Rapid City.
|
| You hear many endearing phrases in the
| |
| | Lately there has been a lot of concern
|
| county. I find, 'a doins' quite charming.
| |
| | over competition from India. Apparently
|
| Such as there's a doins at Bubba's
| |
| | the population of India is highly
|
| tonight. Translated this means,
| |
| | educated and enunciates in a manner more
|
| festivities will take place at Bubba's
| |
| | understandable than that of South
|
| residence this evening.
| |
| | Dakotans. Americans, not having Hindi as
|
| 'Pert near' is fun. Linguists translate
| |
| | the mother tongue, stand little chance.
|
| this colorful twist on grammar as
| |
| | Still, there is a certain irony in
|
| meaning, 'almost' not nearby. As in, pert
| |
| | residents of the Black Hills losing
|
| near everybody ceptin that cidiot been
| |
| | something to Indians. How many groups
|
| told bout the rodeo. Meaning, almost
| |
| | will that statement offend? I ain't fer
|
| everyone, except the new city idiot, was
| |
| | sures on that.
|